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Old Sep 10, 2007, 11:44 AM // 11:44   #521
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LMAO at artay. It's Etta taking a smoke, and my name isn't.... fukin (You know what I mean...)

*Shows Etta ID
*While he's looking down on card, Etta gets punched.
*Stomps on Etta's face
*Throws into shark pit
*Forgets something
*Takes Etta out
*Covers Etta in blood (From the lung)
*Throws Etta back into shark pit
*Observes him getting attacked.
*Says hi back to Little Shenanigan
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Old Sep 10, 2007, 12:13 PM // 12:13   #522
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*wacks alligator over head with Doylak Prod*
*climbs out of alligator pit*
*ambles over and steals another beer from behind the bar*
*wonders why on earth I'm awake this early*
*suppresses the urge to break out the Tard-Be-Good Stick and use it on someone *
*drinks beer*
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Old Sep 10, 2007, 12:29 PM // 12:29   #523
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*Says to Divine Freak "Cheers" and clinks glass
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Old Sep 10, 2007, 02:39 PM // 14:39   #524
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*takes a bar stool*
*hits someone in the head with it*
*shrugs*
*sits down*
*sips beer*
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Old Sep 10, 2007, 02:41 PM // 14:41   #525
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*Pulls I pwnd U's stool, causing him to fall on his butt.
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Old Sep 10, 2007, 07:38 PM // 19:38   #526
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*drinks beer*
*nods at fujin*
*pokes pwnd with Doylak Prod*
*checks the clock*
*waits impatiently for the football game to start*
*drinks beer*
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Old Sep 11, 2007, 10:13 AM // 10:13   #527
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*Tells Divine Freak to go into time machine and goto the near future so he could watch football game
*Borrows Prod Staff
*Continues prodding pwnd.
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Old Sep 11, 2007, 05:29 PM // 17:29   #528
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*drinks beer*
*cheers cuz the 49ers won*
*hopes they get better since they didn't play all that well*
*drinks beer*
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Old Sep 12, 2007, 09:32 AM // 09:32   #529
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fujin
LMAO at artay. It's Etta taking a smoke, and my name isn't.... fukin (You know what I mean...)

*Shows Etta ID
*While he's looking down on card, Etta gets punched.
*Stomps on Etta's face
*Throws into shark pit
*Forgets something
*Takes Etta out
*Covers Etta in blood (From the lung)
*Throws Etta back into shark pit
*Observes him getting attacked.
*Says hi back to Little Shenanigan
My bad- I was pretty tired

*gets in time machine and recorrects post*
*relises the time machine is too powerful for humanity*
*jams fujins head into the internal mechanism of the time machine thus saving humanity*
*notices how close the j and k letters are on the keyboard*
*plays marco polo in the shark tank*
*relises this thread is realy gay*
*relises he labelled this thread a derogitry irrellivant term*
*bad spelling*
*dances gayly in bar*
*avoids crowbar thrown*
"hey fujin, wanna come on me? Uh.. I mean with me?

I mean, screw it"

*calls up male escort*

LATER BIZTCHESSSSS

*slaps edwardo on the ass*

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Old Sep 12, 2007, 09:41 AM // 09:41   #530
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*Gets angry at 49ers not playing well
*Catches pwnd's stool
*Smashes his head.
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Old Sep 12, 2007, 02:43 PM // 14:43   #531
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*lays on the floor*
*gets up*
*grabs crowbar*
*swings at Fujins head*
*watches it snap side ways*
*laughs*
*sips beer*
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Old Sep 12, 2007, 04:36 PM // 16:36   #532
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*Drinks two kegs of beer*
*opens the top of one keg*
*gets inside*
*starts to roll and knocking everyone to the ground*
*barfs on the nearset person next to me*
*Orders 2 rounds of beer*
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Old Sep 12, 2007, 05:09 PM // 17:09   #533
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*jumps over rolling beer keg to prove it's operator's name wrong *
*drinks beer*
*throws another crowbar at artay*
*steals Jumping's beer*
*drinks beer*
*runs around in circles laughing like a maniac*
*drinks beer*
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Old Sep 13, 2007, 10:14 AM // 10:14   #534
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*Drinks orange juice*(Not old enough for beer >.> )
*Throws golf club at Divine Freak*
*Watches Divine Freak run around screaming like my sister*
*Drinks more orange juice*
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Old Sep 13, 2007, 10:54 AM // 10:54   #535
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Meh, I'm not old enough for alcohol, but this is just imaginary to me :P
*Roundhouse kicks pwnd in the face, Chuck Norris style
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Old Sep 13, 2007, 12:11 PM // 12:11   #536
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*Orders a diet coke for fujin*
*slips a mentos in bottle*
*drinks beer*
*watches it explode*
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Old Sep 13, 2007, 01:03 PM // 13:03   #537
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*Says sorry to pwnd, and gives him coke (drugs) to relieve pain
*Screams "ahhhhhh!" when the can explodes
*Cries
*Mommyyyy!
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Old Sep 13, 2007, 04:42 PM // 16:42   #538
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*drinks his 27th dwarven ale*
*begins stumbling around bar pissing in everyones eye*
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Old Sep 13, 2007, 06:26 PM // 18:26   #539
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*sniffs coke*
*snots it out*
*drinks a soda*
*spits it out*
*sips beer*
*smashs fujin in the face*
"nokicking"
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Old Sep 13, 2007, 11:57 PM // 23:57   #540
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*drinks beer*
*dodges a flying gold club and watches it head towards pwnd*
*tosses empty beer bottle at fujin*
*grabs another beer from behind the bar*
*drinks beer*
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